JUDGE FORCES MAN TO REMOVE BAG OF WEED FROM UNDERWEAR AFTER COURTROOM OVERWHELMED BY SKUNK SMELL

Dumb Crime writes,  A gentleman by the name of Darius Dabney found that out the hard way when he stank up a Hamilton County, Ohio, courtroo...

Dumb Crime writes, A gentleman by the name of Darius Dabney found that out the hard way when he stank up a Hamilton County, Ohio, courtroom with the big ol’ bag of weed shoved in his underwear. Did I mention that he was also the defendant? So according to Fox19Now, Hamilton County Municipal Court Judge Bernie Bouchard showed he was not to trifled with when his courtroom was permeated by the skunky stench of marijuana. 

MR. DABNEY: I smoked marijuana before I got here.
THE COURT: Okay. Well, do you have it on you?
MR. DABNEY: No, sir.
THE COURT: Well, it doesn’t smell to me like burnt.

MR. DABNEY: I’m cool then.
THE COURT: You’re safe, you think?
MR. DABNEY: I know I am.
THE COURT: What time did you smoke it?
MR. DABNEY: Shit, like since 9:00, 9:15. I’ll be honest about that. I ain’t going to hold you up, Mr. Bernie. I just got out on a probation violation for a dirty piss, so I smoked this morning. I ain’t going to hold you up. I ain’t going to hold you up. It’s me. I got —
THE COURT: What’s your name? Do you remember that?
MR. DABNEY: I don’t know that right now.
THE COURT: Okay. Why don’t you come up here and have a seat so we can maybe — maybe we can take it out in the hall. I don’t care what your name is. Come on up. Maybe you can remember your name by the time you sit up here. Have a seat right over here.